There is nothing more hilarious to me right now

scifigrl47:

flatbear:

marchingjaybird:

vashbebop:

sirdefnesaur:

than Namor’s Phoenix Five costume

I love how’s he’s as slutty as Emma Frost. Good show Marvel.

AAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LOOK HOW LOW CUT HIS PANTS ARE THIS IS AMAZING

Namor gurl don’t you listen to them, you look fierce as fuck in your shiny new Bolero jacket. We know how important it is to keep your shoulders warm in the ~ocean.

For me?  It’s the FEET.  I know, I know, he needs his itsy bitsy ankle wings to be free, but it’s still creepy as all hell that he’s wearing thigh high boots with the goddamn HEELS CUT OUT.

OMG NAMORRRR

(Source: sirdef)

While we’re on the subject of Black Widow

mcbitchtits:

gorgonetta:

scifigrl47:

pinstripesuit:

ostwinner:

For the umpteenth time, Black Widow is NOT wearing a leather catsuit in the film.

It annoys me to no end that one of the things I hear when people complain about her, or praise her for is that she is wearing a skintight leather catsuit.

I mean just LOOK at the frickin’ high-res images and the moving images of her on the big screen! DOES IT LOOK LIKE LEATHER TO YOU?!

Leather is a common fabric that is seen by almost EVERYONE, whether it’s patent leather or 100% naked untreated leather. And let me tell you, the fabric that Scarlett wears in the film is in NO WAY LEATHER.

She would be DYING if she was fighting in a leather catsuit, because that shit is NOT breathable.

Also the fact that Hawkeye is wearing pretty much the same thing (and his has less coverage than Black Widow’s uniform), and no one says anything about him.

Hey, hey!  I complain about the fact that Hawkeye is wearing too much clothing ALL THE TIME.  Also, I say a lot of things about his rear end in that suit.  They are all respectful and positive and in no way implying that he puts the “Ass in Assassin.”

I just appreciate that Natasha isn’t wearing goddamn spike heels.  THANK YOU FOR ONE MOMENT OF SANITY COSTUME DESIGNERS.

Yeah, I thought she was basically costumed like most of the other female SHIELD agents?  IDEK.  It was a costume she could move in, it wasn’t skintight, there wasn’t a lot of gratuitous cleavage, she was in practical shoes, AND she wasn’t photographed in an exploitive fashion.

On the other hand, as Razorqueen pointed out post-movie, Chris Evans’ pants clearly had been altered to hug dat ass (because, as she said, “I’ve sewn men’s trousers and they don’t just DO that on their own”) and the camera made sure we knew that.  A lot.

I feel like no one also ever points out that Maria Hill and all the other SHIELD helicarrier flight deck agents are all also wearing tight suits, including the guys.